Vancouver
SANTACON 2K2 - Saturday December 21st
What a blast! See some
pics here...
Email more pics or links to pics to squishy
claws!
Vancouver Saturday December 21st
-TOMORROW!!
START:
2pm @ The Marine Club, 573 Homer
PIT-STOP: 5:30 pm
at CN Imax Canada Place for
*3-D* film "Santa vs. the Snowman"
'Tis the season for
Santa to put on a cheap red suit and go out on the town.
What? Santa loves beer. Santa creates havoc. Santa is legion, and the Santa are coming soon to a shopping (or drinking) establishment near you!
Become one with the Santa this Saturday, December 21st as the Red Menace carouses merrily through the streets of Vancouver.
When? Tentative meeting point: The Marine Club at 2pm, but check here for the latest updates. With Santa, anything can happen. The Marine Club is at 573 Homer Street, Vancouver, BC. Click on "map" button here to locate.
Also, Santa will be
seeing the *3-D* film "Santa vs. the Snowman" at 5:30 pm
at CN Imax at Canada Place, we have a group discount so it's only $5.50 each.
What you need:
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A santa suit, Mrs. Claus outfit, or some such costume. Really anything red-ish with a santa hat will do. There is safety in numbers, you'll blend in! (Dollar stores are the cheapest source) (Warning: Reindeer will be mounted.)
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A deep resounding Ho Ho Ho.
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The ability to consume large quantities of inebriating substances yet still walk (stumble) from place to place. Santa will be in no condition to drive the sleigh by the end of the evening. Heck, probably by 5 pm, if past years are any example. (p.s. bring cash to pay for your drinks, in small denominations)
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Santa needs a megaphone! If anyone can bring one, please email Diana. Otherwise, Santa will have to rent one.
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Spray can snow is fun, as are candies or gifts for the kiddies and santa-lovers of all ages.
More info: www.santarchy.com
And, from Santa Stinkbeard, these words of Santa wisdom:
Also remember the
Social Santa Guidelines....
*Every Santa is referred to as Santa, in the first, second, and third
person, singular and plural.
*Have something ready to hand out, even if it's just candy canes.
NEVER wash the suit. And, uh... I forget the rest. Pass me the Pine-Sol
bottle....
Santa Don'ts:
*Don't fuck with the cops If the cops tell you to do something, DO IT. If
you want to get busted, do it when you and I aren't dressed the same.
*Don't fuck with little kids I'm serious, this is supposed to be fun.
Holidays are unpleasant enough for kids these days. If we can't brighten
it at least we can be one less worry for them. Remember: The kids of today
are the weirdoes of tomorrow.
*Don't fuck with store security If they ask you to leave a store, get the
hell out and be nice about it, or other Santas will take shit for it. and
don't fuck with me or I'll puke on your suit, you damned imposter.